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The most horribly fascinating girl you will ever meet, complicated to understand and impossible to stay mad at, she will disappoint you often but in the end you will find that you still love her regardless. She has a good heart and means the best but her brain is highly polluted and she is capable of destroying the world so approach with caution. Can be characterized by a nice smile, pretty eyes, and has an affinity to be awkwardly adorable. Weaknesses include holy water, tall men, a stake through the heart and apples.
I spotted a wild Kristle yesterday.
Kristle by Tnt789 February 5, 2010
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kristleifur 

Kristleifur is a rare breed in Iceland that is very strong and smart. scientists can't even explain how handsome he is
Person 1: "I wanna marry Kristleifur he is sooooo perfect"
Person 2: "I know"
kristleifur by Some_randomguy01 October 31, 2020
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to damn kool for y'all fools !~
oh we love KRISTLE. When i grow up i wanna be just like KRISTLE *sigh*
Kristle by sex aye February 12, 2003
being so crazy that you pluck all your eyelashes out
Oh wow why did you kristle your eyelashes you crazy nut?
Kristle by HaLOLha February 8, 2010

kristlin 

Sexy motherfucker. Gets all the hoes, drives like a god. Gets fucked at party's, always smells good. Just a god in general. Hide your women people he's out there.
Damn that's kristlin he's so fucking hot
kristlin by Joshua2000 December 5, 2017
Kristla is a real ass hoe who is about her motherfuckin money and she loyal ass fuck
You see that bitch kristla over there she be getting money.
kristla by Dopegirl April 20, 2019
jessica murry ill brownie andrew murry pimp
kristle says ^^^^^
Kristle by :D February 12, 2003