kriptochronakunalite Share definition Flag a very dank and rare form of marijuana; said to cause temperary loss of hearing and sight. yo man, i smoked some of that kriptochronakunalite and i couldn't hear shit nor could i see either kriptochronakunalite by killamanilla May 16, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the kriptochronakunalite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch