After a night of hard drinking, vomiting and subsequently defecating one's self; Pissing and shitting on yourself. Also referred to as the "Krimmel Effect."
One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.
Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.
A bum school where people who play football are trash as hell and only dumbfucks go there. There is no A team because people are too scared to get hit hard.