Saying something 'ist kreig' means it is extreme, or 'cool' in a black-metal-fan sort of way. Black metal fans often use it jokingly if they are talking about something that is far from extreme or cool in a black-metal-fan sort of way.
1# Immolating monks ist kreig.

2# Guy 1: what the fuck? Why did you buy a rabbit?
gUY 2: Snowy the Rabbit ist kreig.
by jhewgfr April 25, 2006
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Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.
Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.
by beckerman June 25, 2010
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Noun, Adj. Something with no actual humor. Can be described as Disgusting or Degrating.

BACKGROUND: A friend of mine thought my humor wasnt funny, so he came up with the funny meter. And i came up with this.
Dude, that was Kreig Funny, get the fuck away from me

OMG, You just farted on my face, asshole, its not funny, its kreig funny.
by Elijah Ford November 30, 2004
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"is lame". Popular within the geriatric community.

A play on the German "is krieg" a derivative of "war" which means "it's cool"; however the alternate spelling creates new meaning.
"We're having schnitzel again tonight? Ist kreig."
by BaronVonZeppelin March 18, 2009
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Kreig is a bitch ass ladyboy who likes girls that look like 12 year old boys and who have gay looking bitmojis
Hey did you see that ladyboy he must be

a Kreig
by Big_BootyMama_69 September 26, 2022
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Kreig is a bitch ass ladyboy who likes girls that look like 12 year old boys and have gay looking bitmojis
Damn look at that femboy he's definitely a Kreig
by Big_BootyMama_69 September 26, 2022
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A Kreig is generally a friendly and a manly guy, He is hardworking and he's dependable. Kreig is an absoulute chad with the boys but he is scared women. He's a real pt in the gym and at life, if you have a Kreig in your life then you have a very dependable person you can rely on.
-Oh you met Kreig?

-Yeah he's a real chad
by Chadman2 February 10, 2022
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