Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

krauter 

A German auto that is riced out.

Man Broc Nelson is such a krauter!

krauter by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007

Krauser 

To hog the ball, dribble around, shoot awful shots, and have 10 turnovers a game

WOW, that krauser really reminds me of the one who played on Pitt.

Krauser by Michale Felker May 1, 2006

Kratzer 

Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.

Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!

Kratzer by A Large Panda May 2, 2010

kraizer 

Most knowledgful person in the World of the Internets. He administrates over 50% of them. He is also the protector of the Mygots Association.

Kraizer Is the protector of the Internets.

kraizer by President|Bush April 29, 2005

kraizer 

ph33r! KraIZ3r!!!!!
he is keeping TEH INTERNTES safe 4 u nd me

kraizer fighting TEH SPYWARZ

kraizer by h00dwink May 2, 2005

kauzer 

Butt chugging meth pee

Fernando was Kauzering when he was interrupted by a chunky peanut butter nutty butty

kauzer by Bootsmcgoots February 29, 2020