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krauthead 

corrupt and bigots, usually Catholic, German-Americans who belittle those who don't share the same faith, same ideals, or same ignorance. While there is often a thin, fine line between a Krauthead and a Catholic, the tell for a Krauthead is often adding -age to many, if not all, words, such as, but not limited to, "mowage," "message," "Logan-age," "chowage," and many others, making animal-like sounds like, "Maww!!," the absence of an anti-perspirant or a deodorant, the upturned nose, the baring of teeth, and the near perfect impersonation of a penis coming while having an upturned hand motioning toward the intended person.
Krauthead 1: Hey, get me a Dew-age (refering to a Mt. Dew)
Krauthead 2: Fuck no!
Krauthead 1: Mess, you will!
Krauthead 2: Mowage, I won't!
krauthead by Colton Kinder April 20, 2006
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Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krauthammer 

A pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from sex with a prostitute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.

(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)
That skank gave Glenn a Krauthammer, better double-bag it.
Krauthammer by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

Krauted House Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"
When somebody of German origin has an accident and either makes a fool of themselves or gets injured.
Mike: Dude, did you see Alex Von Vagabond faceplant that rail?
Ollie: Yer man, he got Krauted good and propper!
Krauted by Mike Denners January 4, 2007
It was very krauted at Octoberfest this year.
Krauted by Bdm4233 February 18, 2009
A term which decribes the regular exit of England National Football Team from major tournaments at the hands of their German counterparts.
I see England were Krauted 4 - 1 again yesterday !