Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Krantered 

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

Krantered by Kranter December 25, 2008

Kratzer 

Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.

Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!

Kratzer by A Large Panda May 2, 2010

krangler 

- adjective, noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, gerund, infinitive, etc.

1. a blanket term used to describe pretty much anything and everything, usually in positive context, though it's use is universal; similar to the word "marklark" used in the television show South Park, specifically the Starvin' Marvin in Space episode.

-Related forms
krangled
krangly
krangling

I was walking down the street and some krangler flipped me off.

I just krangled this guy in this game. It was sweet!

Your shirt looks kind of krangly. You sure you want to wear it?

Do you want to go krangling with me later?

krangler by Jack Rabbit Slim November 4, 2007

Kanzler 

german word for chancellor.

Gottkanzler Schulz. (god-chancellor Schulz.)
Der Bundeskanzler von Deutschland wird vom Bundestag gewählt. (The Federal Chancellor of Germany will be elected by the Bundestag.)

Kanzler by german_slang August 25, 2017

Kratzer 

Someone who is homophobic but secretly extremely gay

Guy 1: Josh over there keeps calling me a fag.
Guy 2: Josh? He's such a Kratzer. I heard he sucks guys off through glory holes because he's ashamed.

Kratzer by Novato August 31, 2021

pulling a kraizler 

staying up till 5 am to study for a final

he had to study so he was pulling a kraizler

pulling a kraizler by studysomuch June 18, 2015