Someone who flirts shamelessly with anyone or anything that moves. He's also a lurker, creeping on girls all around the office and giving ridiculous compliments so creepy they stop being flattering. He believes he's rico suave, but generally just freaks everybody out. He's called Krammit because when he won't stop talking, you continuously envision telling him to KRAMMIT!!!
Uh oh, don't bend over, Krammit is walking over here and already licking his chops!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).