Kornackis 

Kornackis are a particular style and color of trousers made popular by MSNBC political correspondent Steve Kornacki. Kornackis can be seen when Steve is at the Big Board reviewing polling data, polling trends, and election results. It is unclear if Steve owns trousers in a different color. Unlike traditional tan-colored Khakis, Kornackis have to be darker, and trend towards a golden or sable brown color. While the cut is somewhat slim, they cannot be “skinny” as this would restrict one’s ability to jump around -- like Steve does at the Big Board. Suggested accompanying apparel: white or light blue button down long-sleeve shirt (sleeves rolled up), striped tie, glasses.

A: What are you wearing tonight?
B: I don’t know. Probably will just throw on a pair of Kornackis. You?
A: Same.

Kornackis by bed and breakfast man October 13, 2020

kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome

Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")

kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014

Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

Kordan 

Ali Kordan is an Iranian conservative politician who was the interior minister of Iran for 90 days! Kordan claimed to have an honorary doctorate in law from Oxford University. However his academic qualifications and doctorate have been widely questioned by Iranian parliament members and the media so Kordan later released a copy of his degree showing an Honorary Doctorate of Law Degree that was conferred on him in June 2000 and was under-signed by three Oxford University professors.The University of Oxford published an official statement on its website that they have no record of Mr Ali Kordan receiving an honorary doctorate or any other degree.It noted that none of the professors whose alleged signatures were on the certificate were working in the field of law, and none of them would sign degree certificates.Finally On Tuesday November 4, 2008, the Iranian parliament voted to sack Interior Minister Ali Kordan for lying about his credentials and presenting a fake degree from Oxford University.
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Don't be like kordan man.Be brave enough to Tell me the truth instead of lying.

Kordan by DesoliDs January 5, 2009

Kordanize 

Kordanize /‘kərdənaiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized
1 To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
2 To deceive a nation by telling them a big lie
3 To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
4 to try to bribe someone in order to change his mind
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1 In this country Ph.D is just a piece of worthless paper.If i were you i would kordanize.
2 He must be sentenced to prison after he kordanized the whole country but as he was backed by the president he could scape the justice.
3 Kordanizing proves to be the best way of becoming a minister in an eastern country.
4 Although he tried to kordanize the Parliament members but finally they voted to sack the Minister for lying
about his fake degree from Oxford University.

Kordanize by DesoliDs January 6, 2009

Korngable 

The act of over explaining a simple task to the point of utter confusion.

They could have told me to turn right off of Woodend, but they Korngabled the directions so bad I ended up in Iowa.

Korngable by Just 1 T January 25, 2017

Kordanification 

1 The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford)
2 The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.
3 A method in order to gain Self confidence.
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1 Although the minister's kordanification approved by the Parliament investigation committee,yesterday The president announced that he is against impeachment of his interior minister by the Parliament.
2 Do not trust him.Behind his mysterious smile it seems to be a sort of kordanification.
3 If you want to tell them a big lie you should know the kordanification principles.

Kordanification by DesoliDs January 5, 2009