A person of dubious parentage, hailing from various unfashionable towns and cities throughout Europe - such as Basildon, Stavanger or Truro.
Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.
Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.
"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.
(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.
Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.
"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.
(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
"Will you look at the state of that kopite twat, covered in badges the whopper!"
"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
by NedFlanders January 23, 2008
by Carl Fairclough January 15, 2007
One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever spawny team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - i.e. Liverpool FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.
'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, my cousins in Norway and Devon like this lot, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll become a Kopite. Eh, the Kop? What's that, never heared of it'
by Football match attender July 7, 2006
A person from Liverpool who dresses up in a replica shirt and goes to watch the game in the pub also see "Tellyclapper"
by Go the game blue August 27, 2009
the definition of the word scum, not even pikeys are hated as much as kopites, cant even speak english the dirty squeaky wallet stealing cunts.
Bloke1: you have a horrid queer accent, were are ya from?
Bloke2: from liverpool mate, up the reds.
Bloke1: your a kopite i see. get ta fuck away from me ya dirty squeaky good for nothin rat faced bastard ye.
Bloke2: from liverpool mate, up the reds.
Bloke1: your a kopite i see. get ta fuck away from me ya dirty squeaky good for nothin rat faced bastard ye.
by Larrytheflint November 15, 2011
The most annoying, most biased and arrogant bastards who claim to love football and Liverpool. They are seen sniffing around Anfield everyday even when a match isnt on. They are mostly Scandinavians who go on about that they are apparently the ''best team in the world'' <<<--- OMG!....Even though they havent won a league for almost 20 years an seem to have a fucking nagging luck for winning everything they participate in on penalties.
''I was walking past the kopites ground Anfield yesterday and was surrounded by atleast 20 foreigners when there wasnt even a fucking game on''
by jardinhio August 10, 2009
A person of scouse origins, eminating from the kop grandstand, the single most epic and deafening football stand throughout european history and the modern era. The word kopite refers to the supporter of Liverpool FC, the outstanding representatives of the english league, liverpool are the most decorated and successful club in british history. Second to none. None.
by Eddy Donson September 22, 2008