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Koolophophobia 

The fear of standing too close to a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man bust through it, killing you where you stand.
"Hey Rick, you shouldn't stand so close to that wall. The Kool-Aid Man could break through at any time."

"Jacob was standing about 10 feet away from the wall when it happened. The Kool-Aid Man broke through and Jacob was hit with a ton of debris. Thankfully, he only got some cuts and bruises. Kyle wasn't so lucky..."

"Kyle has a horrible case of Koolophophobia."

"What is Koolophophobia?"

"You know, the fear of standing near a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man break through and crush you."

"Oh shit man... Sounds deep."
Koolophophobia by Mattyfacelol February 9, 2009
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A delicate guido. A koopo embraces his feminine side and can often be found listening to soft rock and John Mayer. Usually originating from Staten Island, a common trend for koopos is to travel to the west coast after college and take snap chats of beach sunsets daily. A koopo is still notoriously sexual, though, and will often have some sort of fetish.
Sarah: “omg kelly check out this cute Italian kid I met down in San Diego, he says he’s from Staten Island”

Kelly: “yeah he’s cute but be careful Sarah, that koopo might try to suck your toes”
KOOPO by niodaywoh November 7, 2017

Kolpophobia 

Fear of seeing or thinking about a womens genital area.
Eric has kolpophobia.
Kolpophobia by Ph4tm4n December 24, 2005

Kolpophobia 

it derives from greek words kolpos ( vagina) and phobos (phobia) . it describes someone that is afraid even in the idea of a vagina
" o makis ipoferei apo kolpophobia, de tha gamisei pote tou o malakas..."
Kolpophobia by dimitris!! August 6, 2006

Koopappy 

Noun: (koo-pap-ee) Vagina, pussy
I beat her koopappy up so hard last night she walkin bow legged today.
Koopappy by UhhShananana April 19, 2010

Koonophobic 

Irrational fear of people of an African Decent or apperance.
1.Don't let leroy in, i'm koonophobic he'll stab us.

2.Can we go some otherway, there are koons down there nand i'm koonophobic.
Koonophobic by Flozz* July 18, 2009
similar to the Washington Post nickname Wapo. These are writings made by Jordan Thomas Cooper that are archived in Allen University and Berkeley County Museum in South Carolina.
Koopo was saved in generally every library in America.
Koopo by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018