when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr May 10, 2012
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A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.
by Beggin Megan June 3, 2023
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Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.
You're such a kookie wookie all the time.
by NOT Fernando March 5, 2022
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