kongism

the religion of kevin hong

1: hey are you a kongist?
2: whats that?
1: the religion of kongism, you should join!

kongism by kongist July 19, 2020

kongism

N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to the Kong family.

me: Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly, trick the banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.

kongism by durtneck March 7, 2007

kongish 

A girl who has the sexual drive of 100 rabbits.

Typically, a Kongish is into really geeky things such as math and cleaning, but her sexual drive easily overpowers these other hobbies.

Dude, that chick is a total Kongish, she keeps sexting all those boys.

kongish by Oprah Winfrey's moon child July 31, 2009

Kangism

Referred to an attitude of a person when he constantly lies about his study.

Mike makes use of kangism. He got the highest marks in the test, about which he said that he hadn't studied a single word.

Kangism by AlbelaRaahi April 10, 2016

Kingism 

A religion worshipping a sentient being of unknown form known as Genghis king. The religion believes the universe is a ring with different sections of control of species. One section of the ring could be controlled by shadow demons. One could be controlled by humans. And one could be controlled by hyper-intelligent lizard people. We also believe there is an opposite evil version of Genghis known as Void. Who will try to control the ring sequences with total darkness.
A super vessel, or ,mega pope, of Genghis is called an Atelsek or a Baylin.

Obama: I believe in Kingism, It has enlightened my life In many ways. It fixed my marriage. And gave my a hot six pack.
Genghis King: Glad I could help.

Kingism by TheGreatVessel August 23, 2019