koner

Someone who has seen Invisible Children's "Kony 2012" project and is extremely supportive of it (sharing the video on their Facebook page, putting up posters), almost to the point of orgasming over it.

Mitch: Did you hear? Kevin's got a massive koner.
Frank: I know, he sent me that video like five times today alone!

by Torminator II August 28, 2012

Koner

Boner, hard-on, erection. (n)

I saw this hot girl walk by today and I got a Koner!!!

by Greenbrier high school February 28, 2010

koner

sexually assaulting a women

Yeah that horrible person did a koner

by assaodsaj January 25, 2025

Koner

Euphemism for vagina (pussy, cunt, beaver etc) Used mostly as an adjective i.e. Koner-ass mother fucker. But can be substituted as a noun in non-sexual scenarios, ie Bitch has a bloody Koner. Very popular in the Southern Adams County PA area.

After our fishing trip, my boat smelled like dirty koner

by Moar! June 14, 2018