koncept

Someone who rambles about nothing, and loves ellipses when he is using IRC chat in #Zenvera on freenode. They'll tell you about all the dumb shit they did, and then rage at you when you judge them.

21:59 <Koncept> mushrooms are my least favorite of the psycahdelics.
21:59 <Koncept> not clean enough... always make me feel like I have a stomach ache (as fungus should)
22:00 <Chat guy> well
22:00 <Chat guy> they literally poison you
22:00 <Chat guy> and the hallucination is your body fighting the poison
22:00 <Chat guy> they never made me sick or anything though
22:00 <Chat guy> just giggly
22:01 <Chat guyt> Thats what I'm saying... my least favorite of the psychedelics... (but still a favorite of mine)
22:01 * Chat Guy shrugs
22:01 <Chat guy> i'm not doing anything illegal anymore :P
22:01 <Koncept> Some good LSD on the other hand... I'll buy a sheet and disapear for a month... coming back a better man.
22:02 <Koncept> Letting the law/other people dictate your life is wack.
22:02 <Koncept> But... to each his own.
22:02 <Chat guy> well
22:02 <Koncept> I'd much rather be guided by my morals/own personal opinion of right and wrong
22:02 <Koncept> than the law.
22:02 <Koncept> That's for damn sure.
22:02 <Chat guy> being an adult with responsibilities
22:02 <Chat guy> i don't have much choice
22:02 <Koncept> Are you implying I'm not an adult with responsibilities?
22:03 <Chat guy> possibly
22:03 <Koncept> definitely
22:03 <Koncept> and you're fucking wrong... as shit. But; whatever.

koncept by Milos_ January 3, 2014

koncentra 

pa kels opps k n sabem koncentrar yhh koncentra

madje KONCENTRA yhh

koncentra by guga gdinis yhh May 14, 2022

konsept 

to be mirrored in a deep state of confusion, this condition is thought be be chronic pertaining to individual subject matter.

My mind goes into a state of konsept everytime i try to do my algebra homework.

konsept by gtarsx December 7, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012