1) A fat ass kid who is teased very often by family and friends and has tits big enough to hide double-cheese burgers under them.
2) Used as a substitute for a nasty, embarrasing, shameful etc. word.
1) Shut up *Kona* you fat shit.
2) Damn i ate the load of kalua pig now i gotta take a frikkin fat *Kona*.
3) Go suck a fat *kona*.
4) Whoa do you smell that?! Smells like rotten *Kona*.
by _808Samoan_ October 14, 2008
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best damn bikes in the world. bitch
I ride a fucking sweet ass kona blast.
by C.Murder August 15, 2003
hahahaha, to the dumb fuck that said that kona is an island, kona is a town on the WEST SIDE of the Big Island of Hawaii. It is the dopest place to be. Parts of it are pretty rough, like La'ilani and Queen Liliuokalani neighborhoods.
-like go kona town brah?

responsible for the sweetest bikes eva
my kona shred kicks ass
by david gathard March 06, 2005
A bicycle design and manufacturing company from Vancouver. Named after the Hawaiian island of Kona. They are responsible for some of the best-riding mountain bikes ever made.
My Kona Cinder Cone is a singlespeed real-steel-deal.
by jawj April 11, 2004
A really expensive, really damned tasty coffee grown in Kona, Hawaii. Price as of March 2008 is $60/pound ($130/kilogram).
I'd drink Kona coffee all the time if I could afford it.
by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008
an amazing, cute, funny, sweet and extremely talented boy :) he's always faithful and will never leave, and he's a great friend
1) He's my Kona
2) I want a Kona
by do you have to know? February 18, 2010
The act of being doped up for an extreme amount of time.
"Dude, this shit is so dank, I'm gonna be kona for days"
by cameazy August 30, 2011
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