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Short for "KOntol Mu lePAS" (ur dick is loose/detaching/unmounted) in Indonesian.
"Oh my god kompas"
Kompas by jandahunter March 1, 2021

der kommissar 

A song by the german new wave band "Falco". Also, a very well known term at the time for cocaine... which is what the song is supposed to be about secretly.
new wave raver: "Dude, have you heard that song by Falco 'Der Kommissar's in Town'?"

-or-

cokehead: "Dude, Der Kommissar's in town, bust out your coke straws!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
der kommissar by brianxymox May 20, 2006

Der Kommissar 

The name of a song by an alternative London rock band from the 1980's called "After The Fire". Der Kommissar was composed by Andy Piercy, Falco (invented the song) & Robert Ponger. Der Kommissar was the last single released by the band. The single was a worldwide hit! The correct German-to-English translation of Der Kommissar is "The Commissioner". There are at least 3 different versions of this song and all of them are about the same things... friends with money and power, drugs (snow for the nose), eluding the police, and finally arriving at death.
Don't turn around, Der Kommissar is in town.

...translation...

Oh crap. The cops are coming. Don't let it be obvious you are stoned. Try to act sober and get out of their sight.
Der Kommissar by Tim Saunders January 15, 2007

Kompasiana 

The social networking, arranged by Kompas Media Group in Indonesia. In this page, one my publish their postings, but have to meet the rules.
most facebookers move to Kompasiana
Kompasiana by seand munir June 28, 2012
Sanjeev gave his "komma" away for money. I fucked your komma
komma by Ragul's Komma November 19, 2019
1. A last name which can get you free food at any diner.

2. Often confused with Cosmos.
"Thats free for the Kosmas family!"

"It's Kosmas not Cosmos!"
Kosmas by YaSue January 21, 2009