redneck kombucha

A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.

Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.

by Simmons brother Lopez November 4, 2023

Kombucha Booty

The immediate need to poop, Jackson Pollock style, after drinking kombucha.

I want to watch this movie with you but I need about 30 minutes because I’ve got Kombucha Booty.

by Johnnyandthesprites December 12, 2021

kombucha drunk

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption

Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.

by izeze April 16, 2019

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 16, 2022

kombucha

Some "health drink" basic bitches drink which tastes like piss mixed with vinegar and motor oil.

God dammit, Evelyn keeps drinking that shitty kombucha. She's such a basic bitch.

by NickFromLaffayette December 6, 2020

Kombucha

(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.

You are Kombucha.

by homedepotbutnotrly June 2, 2021

Kombucha

A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.

Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2022