To attempt at something but fail miserably.
I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.
by JGenzy February 14, 2014
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Some guy who accused spaceuk of cheating in slaughterhouse (#1 on the demonlist at the time) in 2021, while few people (myself included) thought they were 100% true, many others were calling them a liar and criticized the hell out of them which lead to them leaving geometry dash, it wasn’t until Paqoe (A former gd player and demonlist moderator i think) looked at spaceuk’s completions more carefully and on April 2023 spaceuk admitted to hacking every extreme demon after wasureta.
So to the people (who haven’t done so already) who criticized Kolo and called them a liar to GO FUCKING APOLOGIZE!!
Kolo GD was right all along
by CCGamer14 August 20, 2023
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A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.
Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.
by James Hardtits May 2, 2018
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When someone is inactive in a Discord Server for an extended amount of time, and when they finally join the only thing the person does is yell "retard".
Discord Member: "Now THAT was a Kolo moment."
by Martin Nocturne November 26, 2021
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A slang used to refer to someone as crazy or someone who is mad.
MAN: This one na kolo mental ohh!!
by NNWASHERE?! March 2, 2023
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These kind of persons are typically blessed with an unexplainable obsession of communism. They likely have at least 2 nuclear launch keys from the former USSR in their reach. They only and only trust 3 individuals from their environment as friends. The only advantage of being one is that there's less chance for you to be purged out.

Under their rigid and strict look, they hide a lot of kindness, do not be deceived.
person: Hey, do you happen to own a soviet nuclear launch key?
Kolos: yes
by anatoli November 21, 2021
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An individual so selfish that they literally don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves; even their own family comes second to their own greed.
That guy is such a Kolo, I heard he goes to Planet Fitness on free pizza night and walks out with five or six boxes.
by ccc915verizonsucks December 21, 2017
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