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Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

kolodahtilo

Greek word denoting the act of inserting a finger (dahtilo) into someone's ass kolo.
The finger of choice is usually the middle finger, however this largely depends on personal preference or reach and position.
"She loves the kolodahtilo when she is having sex!"
"While we were at it, she surprised me with a kolodahtilo - it was great!"
"The Pousti loves the kolodahtilo!"
kolodahtilo by George P December 15, 2008
A real friend that got no time for haters.
Gorgeous wonderful person that no judge others. That's misunderstood by society.
Kolea is wonderful .
Kolea by Da.realest August 29, 2017

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF describes a normal day of a life of a KOLEKA when a minor incident with only material damange and no human casualties occurs.
KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF A1 BELGIUM