ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

ass kegels by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

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Kegels

Puss ups

After her first baby, Tammy did kegels to tighten up her vagina.

Kegels by SweetPete SweetPete February 6, 2018

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Koegel's

Only the most delicious hot dog ever. Comes from Flint and anyone from Michigan will tell you it isn't a hot dog unless it's a Koegel hot dog.

Yeah, man. It's not a real coney dog if it ain't Koegel's .

Koegel's by deschanel7013 March 8, 2011

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kegels Sex

When a man is fully inserted into a females vagina and does nothing. Only after may the female begin her Kegels exercise. The female will flex her vagina at an extremely high rate, forcing the male incumbent to ejaculate "Like a Motha Fucka" so to speak. Thus Kegels Sex.

Kegels Sex is not for the incompetent.

kegels Sex by Daddy & Son Burnsed July 23, 2008