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Ko'o Bear 

The Ko'o Bear is native to the Koolau Mountain Range on the island of Oahu in Hawaii. Little is known of this ferocious creature other that this: It only attacks prey in groups of 1. It stands approximately 12-13 feet tall with Dark Brown Fur, exceedingly long teeth and claws, and is migratory throughout the Hawaiian Region. Local Legend relays the fact that no man who has ever seen the Ko'o Bear has ever lived to tell the tale. Although it moves silently through the thickets given its size there is still one means of detection. The strikingly high pitched squawk of the Kakui Bird can be heard a considerable distance and is surely a warning that the Ko'o Bear draws near.
My first near encounter with the Ko'o Bear is as follows. While attempting to navigate my way through a large patch of thrangle (thorny, strangling) bushes deep in the Halawa valley. I came upon a clearing of decimated vegetation in a significantly remote area. Upon strict examination I must conclude this destruction to be the work of many men or a significantly large creature. Shortly thereafter and in close proximity to the previously mentioned area I was startled by an intensely robust squawk of what must have been the Kukui Bird. For the sound emanating from a short distance away I likened to "Ka-Koo-hee"! fortunately for me I have no tangible evidence to present save my verbal recollection or I would likely be deceased.
Ko'o Bear by Holoholona Nui May 21, 2009
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Bobo-o ng buhay ko!

This word was used by freaking Filipinos who doesn't have any relationship. Or just trying to fucking shit on someone when they want to.
Girl:Hey, do you know how to get the answer?
Boy:Bobo kaba?
Girl:Sorry..
Boy:Bobo-o ng buhay ko! Yiieeeeee.

Ko-okinator 

Someone who doesnt speak clearly
Ok you edlrich monster are youa Ko-okinator?
Ko-okinator by Uno_Bruno October 26, 2022

KO (KNOCK OUT) 

To get layed out cold with a very powerful punch
Mann youd get KO'd if you got in a fight wit me.
KO (KNOCK OUT) by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"

J.O.-K.O. 

The act of masturbating and then falling asleep immediately after.
I had an important paper to do, but instead I suffered a J.O.-K.O.
J.O.-K.O. by Tha937 October 7, 2011

j.o.k.o. 

i recommended my friend to j.o.k.o. because he couldn't sleep.
j.o.k.o. by mcbean July 7, 2006