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knuckle sandwich 

To punch someone in the mouth to shut them up.
Tom: you're just jelous of me cuz I slept with your girl and you didn't. And y'know what? she liked it so much that I...
Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

knuckle sandwich 

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.
Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise 

After dropping a load in a woman's mouth, make her spit it out into your hand, then slap the shit out of her with it.
When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.

five knuckle sandwich 

When a guy sticks his fist in the girls mouth and then gives her anal
When Lenny and Caroline go at it(five knuckle sandwich)

Mongolian Meat Knuckle Sandwich 

Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.
Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...

Knuckle Sandwich 

1.) To strike someone in the mouth with a fist.

2.) To ejaculate "knuckle children" (semen) onto a sandwich and then feed it to some unknowing individual.
1.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

2.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

You see either way its about the same. In example number one you have punched him in his mouth and example two you have made him ingest your hot and salty jizz.
Knuckle Sandwich by AndyCapp March 25, 2010