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knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!
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oddy-knocky 

From A Clockwork Orange, meaning on one's own; alone.
He had to go to all on his oddy-knocky.
oddy-knocky by Alex de Large January 6, 2007
When you knock out your lover just before you cum
Yea I gave Sandra a knocky last night, she still hasnt woke up
Knocky by Knoky November 6, 2018

knucky fucky 

A total knucklehead dumb fuck. knuckle fuckle, knuckie Fuckie.
Gino is such a dumb ass knucky fucky, He went to a gang shootout with a knife.

Terry lost his keys again, held us up for an hour, He is a dumb ass knuckle fuckle.
knucky fucky by Ottomanic July 31, 2019
A snowboarder. Due to not having poles like skiers, snowboarder tend to let their arms hang at their sides and virtually 'drag' them along the ground. Hence the term 'Knuckle dragger'. This is the abbreviated version.
That knucky almost took that skier out because he can only see half of where he's going!
Knucky by The Limey C*** July 8, 2011

glaswegian knocky 

Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.
"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
glaswegian knocky by Yerboidanny December 17, 2018
echo like in sound. Usually refers to drums or percussive sounds.
I like that last song, those drums were knocky.
knocky by Ashley Wentz November 10, 2013