I aint even know

Funny way of saying I dont know;No clue, clueless

What did she just say?! shit I aint even know.

by SkiNNy September 9, 2004

i don't even know

i don't even know

human 1:where is you're mom?

human:i don't even know

by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 12, 2022

I can't even know

An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.

Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.

by fv April 4, 2006

You don't even know!

Catch phrase used by office personnel to show smug superiority to others.

Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?

Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!

by Darth Ronious August 18, 2009

You don't even know

Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.

'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''

''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''

by Jaytool June 3, 2005

you don't even know

Phrase used when expressing extreme distrust, angst, and revolt.

Who do you think I am? You don't even know.

by PineappleJuice March 15, 2015

You don't even know

when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.

mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!

other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.

mean guy: stupid retard!!

other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!

mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!

other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*

by poor dude.... June 5, 2005