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knotmick 

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.
You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
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knotlicker 

the act of licking the male genitals of a dog, specifically when the dog starts to knot.
That kid is a knotlicker, he is disgusting.
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