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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Knob Slobber 

The mixture of spit and seamen, usually produced when a man ejaculates in a women's mouth.
"She was downing my hog like a mad women when all of a sudden i blew my load and she was covered in the knob slobber."
Knob Slobber by David Meece January 5, 2006

corn cob knob slob 

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob
"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

knob slobber 

cock sucker. The term knob slobber was made to prevent one from getting TOSed in an AOL chat room. Use knob slobber instead of cock sucker.
As her mouth slid up and down his pole, he cried out, you're best the knob slobber in the world.
knob slobber by Donna Lee February 14, 2006

knob slob 

Dude, I got a wicked knob slob the other night. The girl was like a vacuum.
knob slob by ravenshadow October 5, 2003

knob slobbery 

the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob
when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine