code for smoking pot
Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?
No, but I got a scarf here
No, but I got a scarf here
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003
From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.
Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."
Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."
Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
by Heather O. Taylor May 31, 2008
Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).
by Djymbh October 31, 2013
When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.
by Brennan Henderson February 14, 2008
When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 12, 2012
when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
by kingslushie93 June 25, 2011