Knifed-up
Knifed-up by lackawannachix February 8, 2010
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knife up the anus
A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.
A: Now that's a knife up the anus.
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.
A: Now that's a knife up the anus.
knife up the anus by krasbot July 9, 2010
Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife
An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.
After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"
Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010
hurry up with that knife, bitch
used when that woman over there is taking a very long time to use the knife that I want to use. I'm sure there are other knives, but I didn't think about it until I was writing this. oh she's finished now.
hurry up with that knife, bitch by all I wanted was some cheese, dammit April 20, 2005
Favred up a creek with no nig knife
Favred up a creek with no nig knife by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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