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Specifically Shek's vagina.
Use a sharpie to draw on your knibber, Shek.

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

Knobber Nugget 

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.
Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”
Knobber Nugget by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Pocket Knobber 

One who touches them selves through there pocket
Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1
Pocket Knobber by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010

steak and knobber day 

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show
Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.