knackwurst

1. A short, chubby sausage
2. An erection that resembles such a sausage.
3. A short, thick penis attached to a German man.

Kara: Was it big?
Sara: Not bad...it was like a knackwurst.
Kara: Length matters to me.
Sara: Well I liked it.

knackwurst by Kara&Sara January 3, 2008

knockwurst 

A sausage that tastes suspiciously like penis.

"Knockwurst tastes suspiciously like penis."
"Nate, how do you know what penis tastes like?"

knockwurst by Zelphin November 15, 2004

knakworst 

Knakworst is a sausage which is made from sprayed cow intestines and then filled with waste meat. It sounds disgusting but really it isn't. It also makes a "knak" sounds when eating.

Can also be used as an insult

Danny: Dude, what are you having for lunch?
Ayrton: I am having knakworst.
Danny: You're such a knakworst.

knakworst by FrikandelConnoisseur October 6, 2022