klukow 

to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.

Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.

klukow by sguire August 21, 2012

Lubomir Klucka 

A Forever alone Bombastic Pigeon playing on the air guitar, while watching stargate. Sometimes gives very weird comments, but on the other hand he is a very good pall to stick around.

Lubomir klucka why do you live like Lubomir Klucka

Lubomir Klucka by Bibakila November 4, 2013

klickometer

A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.

Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.

The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.

klickometer by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011

klucker 

A member of the American white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

A person who hates gays, jews, catholics, blacks, latinas and anyone else non-American, white, and Protestant.

The kluckers have been laying low since they blew-up that gay bar.

klucker by Blowfish September 5, 2005

Kluckey 

Some fat kid that that's a total bitch.

Yo dick, that kid over there looks like Kluckey.

Kluckey by SomeStupidBitch September 8, 2019

Klockow

the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.

Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!

Klockow by posiden 2 June 11, 2009

klucker 

n. (Klux + -er): 1. A member of the Ku Klux Klan. 2. Used pejoratively, a white American who is perceived to be bigoted, particularly in matters of black / white racial integration.

Look at that old klucker up on the courthouse steps, bawling his head off about "them nigras."

klucker by Carl Willis May 13, 2005