kolonin 

A dickhead

You are such a Kolonin

kolonin by AyoSUS December 1, 2021

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

Kooning by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009

kloosy-kloosing 

(Verb)
1) A word originating in Syracuse commonly referring to a man with no fallous (no cock) who drifts around bars attempting to finger unsuspecting boys.
2) See billy

Kloosy-kloosing is for faggots.

Don't kloosy-kloos me, I'm not a faggot.

Why are you klooy-kloosing me, I will not let you blow me. faggot.

kloosy-kloosing by hot sizzle May 9, 2005

Kloning 

"Kloning" is to over exaggerate a pout, push your lips as far out of your mouth as possible, as a pose for a photo.

"Klone" is a work used for a over exaggerated pout.

Boy 1: Man. You look like a C**T in that pic.
Boy 2: Yeh im Kloning.

Boy 1: Dude I took a picture and im doing a Klone.
Boy 2: You look like a C**T.

Kloning by Milkman. iRep Spoonerz September 30, 2007

koonin 

a very hairy person, that when they get old, thier body hair turns grey, so thier chest takes a racoon- like appearance

yo that brotha so hairy and old, he be koonin

koonin by J- money November 21, 2005

Kooning

inserting objects into your peehole.

Dude, Daniel's been kooning with a torque wrench. His peehole's gotta be super ragged out by now.

Kooning by Bahn burner August 26, 2010