klanned 

to leave someone hanging.

dude!, i thought you were gonna come man
you klanned me man..ouch

klanned by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007

klonedashian 

A copy of Kardashian. Specifically with makeup but can apply to clothing as well. The generic every woman. Caked on make up, cat eyes, generally unhealthy, unfit and only takes pictures with a filter on.

The opposite of beautiful.

Wow look at Ashley with her makeup now she looks like one of those Klonedashians

klonedashian by Kurt M October 6, 2021

klonked 

Unexpectedly twisted with a hint of lemon

Dude i'm fucking klonked right now man. zesty

klonked by guitardude626 April 17, 2018

kronned 

The high that results from a session of smoking kronic

amy is so kronned up

kronned by drkron June 14, 2011

klouned

To kloun. The result of partying excessively with copious amounts of alcohol, possibly mixed with excessive amounts of adderall followed by many dabs/bong rips. In certain instances, significant quantities of sugary candy, pastries, burritos and/or pizza will be consumed once the klouning has commenced. When one goes so hard he is unable to dekloun at any rate that would be acceptable by societal standards.

Bill: Dude Kloun went really hard last night.
Reid: Yeah man, he got so klouned he couldn't even make it out to the Hangee Upee.
Bill: Have you ever seen the kloun go so hard he couldn't make it to the Hangee Upee?
Reid: Nolo bro.

klouned by George Klouny August 12, 2013

klonked 

another word for being completely out of it, or even just spaced out

"yo, why do you look so klonked right now?"

klonked by frejanator December 5, 2023

Klanned 

The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face

Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it

Klanned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024