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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020
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Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
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Kloe is a sweet, loving person who stays loyal to her boyfriend. If she spills her heart to you, that means she trusts you and you better not mess that up. She may not ever feel beautiful but she’s the most beautiful person ever. She is the type of girl you would want to be with forever. She’s amazingly talented and loves animals. One little smile would make her day. You’ll never find another girl like Kloe.
Kloe is the sweetest person you’re ever gonna meet.
Kloe by Sports308 May 26, 2018
A Kloey is someone who, despite the whole world trying crush her at times, is invincible. Typically a Kloey will find you at a time in your life when she is most needed. Warning: Kloeys can read minds so be careful where your mind wanders. The Kloey is typically unaware of her abilities to affect others around her, and has no idea that she is unnaturally beautiful. Kloeys have an excellent sense of humor and incredible eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter one... hold on for dear life and enjoy the ride. You may just find yourself along the way.
I can tell by her smile... she's a Kloey
Kloey by My Cheburek December 17, 2019

shmeeky kleeky 

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun
Luh shmeeky kleeky
shmeeky kleeky by inbar viscus March 29, 2022
Kloe is a beautiful girls name. Very common yet usual name bacause of the spelling, 95%of the time it would be spelt with a ‘C’ or ‘Ch’ however with a ‘K’ it’s the ‘cool way’ of spelling it.

A Kloe is usually badass/leader but at the same time the sweetest most down to earth girl you will meet. She is very kind until you hurt her family or friends then you will be on her bad side in other words: hell where you do not want to be, you never get out of there as a winner. She is extremely loyal to her friends and boyfriend, she is all about giving and helping people.

She (Kloe) is very sexy, yet often not confident about her body....she doesn’t show it tho, she acts like a boss.

Naturally catches boys attentions, lot of the times even boys she would rather not but she handles it like a queen with grace.

Kloe is athletic and girly at the same time.
Friend 1: Have you seen the new girl?
Friend 2: Who? Kloe?
Friend 1: Yes, she seems so cute.
Friend 2: I know, we should hang out with her, she got that positive vibe.
Kloe by actdtoyou May 8, 2018
The koekoeken is a monster that needs to bathe in torine for the nourishment it takes your body at the end of its life by playing a game of your choice they can live forever that way. But, if you win the game the koekoeken will stay in that body.
The koekoeken is displayed in the show 'Creeped out' on Netflix
koekoeken by (†_†) July 9, 2019