Klett

When a man drops his pants and you cant tell if what you see is a small penis or and large clit, what you see is a Klett.

John: Dude I was so surprised last night.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.

by John Bateman December 20, 2009

klett

something very gross

I ran over a squirel and it made the most klettlike sound.

by Bill Enis March 16, 2005

Klett Taurus

A reference to getting some snatch. Getting lucky. Having sex

Ryan was hoping to enjoy some Klett Taurus after the game.
If Ken wanted some Klett Taurus, he needs to stop dressing like a nasty ass slob.
DJ needs a bigger garage with all the Klett Taurus he gets

by FuzzBuzz February 8, 2022