Top Definition
Someone (preferably a girl but also possibly a super gay homo male) that asks to wear your fleece at a bar, and being the kleptobitchiac she is, never returns it. Instead, some random dude she shacked with that night realizes its yours and returns it a month later when you go to his house to blaze a blizzidy..
I was at Reggie's the other night and that kleptobitchiac Shelby jacked my fleece and went home with some dude where she possibly gave him multiple hand-jobs!!!
by DiscoASSmofo December 06, 2010

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