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12. klein
An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.
Klein is such a douche bag.
by Ralphus Apr 13, 2004 add a video
1. klein
Noun:
1)Klein, a classy term for the word cunt.
2)Specificaly a cunt spelled with a K.
3)Also known as the dirtiest word ever, but can still be used in polite conversation.
4)Can be described as smelling like poon.
"You are suck a Klein."
"I would realy like a piece of that Klein."
"The woman's thigh cast a shadow across her delicate Klein."
2. Klein
An all round nice guy. German for small, not a common name. People called this usually are best in sports and smart along with it. Beats anyone called patrick or Louis. Is mega hot, is basically god like. Also a common jewish surname but has nothing to do with people who have it as a first name. :D
Holy shit is that Klein!
Damm Klein, hes so good a everything.
LEts get that bastard, oh wait its Klein!
3. Klein
1. Norwegian for hangover.

2. Norwegian for embarrassed, usually used when somebody have hooked up and are embarrassed upon meeting that person.
1. - Hvordan er formen? (How are you)
- Har vondt i hodet, er så sykt klein fra igår ! (I'm having an headache, I'm so hangover from yesterday)

2. - Møtte du henne igår? (Did you meet her yesterday)
- Ja, det var så sykt kleint! (Yeah, it was so embarrassing!)
4. Klein
German for the word 'small.'
You have a klein brain.
5. Klein
Klein is another name for a douchebag.
"look at that Klein over there yelling at his girlfriend. didn't he cheat on her last week?"
6. klein
(N0) A person who leaves a domicile and doesn't close the door behind them.
Stop being a such Klein you son of a bitch its cold out side.
7. klein
n. A pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity.
v. To conspicuously and pretentiously display superfluous grandiosity, especially when socially out of context.
adj. Having the qualities of a pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity.
I'd go on a cruise, but that'd be very klein of me.
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