kaveri

kaveri is funny, smart, caring and one of the most beautiful girls you will EVER meet in your life. kaveri will always cheer you up! she

will make you laugh until u can’t breathe anymore! but do not annoy her because she has her breaking point and ain’t no one wants to see that! if u got a kaveri keep her she is worth it!

kaveri is sooooo pretty

kaveri by baby_gurlllll October 21, 2019

Klavier Gavin 

The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.

And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.

He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.

Klavier Gavin:

"‎Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"

"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."

(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"

Klavier Gavin by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 19, 2010

klazerin

1. someone concerned with money to the point of insignificance

He became a klazerin from his million dollar idea and couldn't stop thinking of new schemes to make money to the point where no one visited him.

klazerin by MisteRious. April 6, 2009

Klave 

The Umbrella Academy fandom's will to live.

Klaus + Dave = Klave

Klave by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019

Klavenism 

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.

"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com

Klavenism by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

Kleaver 

An absolute champion of the world and the epitome of ass kickery!

"Wow, Kleaver is so elite!"

Kleaver by Scott November 21, 2004

kalvert

A male who spends all his time at work on-line making perverted innuendos to males and females alike.

Person 1: Who was that guy who was offering to pillage you with his throbbing buttplug?

Person 2: Oh, that's just some kalvert.

kalvert by aervert March 23, 2011