klaspercake 

A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunk from unprotected sex. Klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.

1)I went down on Victoria Beckham to get my nose red and out popped this Klaspercake, straight out of her fanny.

2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her

klaspercake by Ald0 January 11, 2009