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Attention whore.

A Klanana will attempt to gain as much attention as possible through any means necessary. A klanana is a special breed of attention whore that requires attention from an online group of people even when the klanana is not present in that group of people; such as when the klanana is at work, sleeping, or generally afk. The klanana will go afk for extended periods of time, instead of simply disconnecting from the relevant online group, so that it's online presence will continue to receive attention.
Stop being such a Klanana.
klanana by Klare December 9, 2008
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kananakook 

A medical term referring to the innermost part of the anus, and possibly the most important part of the anus. While the exact root of the word is unknown most believe it comes from the Greek 'kananakookus rutulis dennis'.
"Did you hear that during the filming of Brokeback Mountain an actor suffered from a ruptured kananakook?"
kananakook by I. Naidoo April 17, 2006

kananakook 

The pink part of the outer anus, only visible if the cheeks are spread open.
Wow! I just took such a strong shit that i almost ripped my kananakook in half!
kananakook by Cathy S August 29, 2004
HEY KANANA WHAT THE HELL IS UP
Kanana by Itelldatruf May 28, 2018

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex
I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful