klam

female genitalia; vagina

"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"

by jifejisn December 8, 2014

klam

female genitalia

You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam

by jifejisn December 8, 2014

klam

A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.

Klam is so bad at teaching maths.

by mexican bean November 21, 2004

Ku Klux Klam

A clam that is racist against blacks.

"That clam is a Ku Klux Klam!"

by Shaun R. Palmer February 2, 2008

New Orleans Klam Chowder

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.

Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

by Plufplamton December 19, 2016

Klu Klux Klam

A devastating prank that leaves the victim not only looking racist, but also like they're about to throw up. The prank is accomplished by farting in a pillowcase and covering the victim's head with it while they're passed out.

Matt just passed out like a little baby bitch, I'm going to Klu Klux Klam his ass.

by Enrique LD Meltdown September 20, 2011

klamming out

Zoning out with a stupid look on your face.

Dude, cheek out Hideki he is klamming out.

by Bobb"e April 6, 2009