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A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
Klam is so bad at teaching maths.
by mexican bean November 21, 2004
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"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"
by jifejisn December 08, 2014
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You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam
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