Kiwanus 

When too much kiwi l00b has been applied to URANUS.

"Hey, open your anus."
"What're you talking about?"
"Your AYY-NUSS."
"Oh, ANUS. I don't have an anus, I have a KIWANUS. Mainly because I love kiwi l00b."

Kiwanus by AHERN April 17, 2008

Kiwani Syndrome 

The 'kiwani syndrome' is a rare and extremely dangerous disease. The clear signs of this syndrome are the following; extreme restardenes, loud screaming at random times, no kind of awareness, being bad at games and one must be ginger to obtain this syndrome. When in the state of "playing overwatch" the syndrome can be dangerous for humans inside a 30 meter radius. The syndrome is easily obtained. Avoid infected cunts at all time for your own safety.

The kiwani syndrome will fuck u up.

Kiwani Syndrome by MacOssi March 19, 2020

Kiranism 

A Kiranism is a word or set of words used by a friend which, when used, have no meaning or appropriate use. They can be used when on your own or in front of friends only. If used in public, people will undoubtedly find you very strange. The words must be said in a voice which differs from your normal voice, i.e by using an accent.

Examples of a Kiranism are: "Laters", "Creh-zeh" or "Sor-reh".

I wish that dude would stop using them Kiranisms.

Kiranism by Uncle Sharma November 4, 2009

KAWANISHI 

A cute/hot 6’2 second year volleyball player at Shiratorizawa academy.

He’s a very skilled middle blocker and definitely gives off BDE 😻😻‼️‼️

Me: Taichi Kawanishi is v hot but also cute 😻
Friend: you know it Shawty😻

KAWANISHI by Imie_Tendou April 5, 2021

kiranishy 

amazing, pretty, great listener, faithful, princess, hopeful, smart, intellecutal, in love, ability to make a room smile, etc...and lastly the best girlfriend

She is so cool she has a word name for her qualities. It is "kiranishy"

kiranishy by Da1nOnly September 22, 2008

Kawanishi 

To make an effort in something to a ridiculous level.

To push boundaries which are beyond humanly possible.

Often linked to the 'Kawanishi-Thon' which consists of:

San Francisco to New York swim (can not use panama canal)
New York to San Francisco Run
San Francisco to Paris Bike (Using the Alaskan straits)

Oh I did a long run last night
Did you run it Kawanishi-style
Well no.....I didnt run from San Francisco to New York and back

I got into work so early today
Did you get up at Kawanishi-style o'clock
No I didnt get up at 2am for 7 years in a row to go to work

I went swimming last night
Kawanishi-style?
No I didnt swim 2.3 million laps

Hey man, I'm gonna do a Kawanishi-style drinkathon tonight
You're gonna drink 23000 pints of beer...good luck

Kawanishi by gperry January 20, 2011

Kiwani 

Is a term that originates from the ghettoes of Kampala City started by Local artist Bobi Wine to mean someone or something that has one of or combinations of "hot air", overrated, pretencious, fake, a sham, unreal, telling open lies, using other peoples property to pose as your own.. the list goes on...

Joshs new super home theatre is just "kiwani" the damn thing cant even play mp3's

Kiwani by Wilo-2k August 27, 2009