Kivox is a UK developer who hates literally every language in existence except Go. He will
projectile vomit on you if you show him PHP code. Even if you live
on the other side of the world. He will hunt you down and
projectile vomit on you and your keyboard. He also likes his mom, or so I heard. Could just be bullshit.
Discord User 1: Hey, did you show Kivox your new project?
Discord User 2: Just found out he hates PHP,
I don't think I can show it to him until I rewrite it in Go.
I don't wanna risk getting
projectile vomited on.
Discord User 1: Good idea.