1.VERB To cum, Ejaculate, shoot/blow your load, squirt, splooge, etc.
2. NOUN A cumstain, jizz stain, semen.
2. NOUN A cumstain, jizz stain, semen.
1. If you don't leave now im'a get a kitch on your whole fucking wardrobe.
2. "dude , is that a kitch on your jacket"
" yes "
2. "dude , is that a kitch on your jacket"
" yes "
by codycook April 30, 2009
Model, Hairdresser and "Scenequeen". Made e-famous as the now ex girlfriend of Travis Richter of From First To Last as well as Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco. Born July 26, 1985 she is currently working on a new project called Trashy Life with friend Zui Suicide, one of the models for the suicide girls group. Although it's Zui's career, they will have no nudity included, Trashy Life is for photoshoots, travel journals, and possibly television, as they have the shoot for their tv pilot episode coming up very soon.
by Torso Takes 2nd September 29, 2006
"Dude Tim said he'd come out for beers but a half hour later he still aint here"
"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"
"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"
by kavinblackbarr August 20, 2009
Audrey is an internet scene queen who is most popular for having pink hair. She does a lot of promotion and partner work on/with the social networking site Buzznet. Her modeling is always under great criticism, but whether you love her or hate her, she does not seem to be going away anytime soon. Her grammar and spelling are an embarrassment - even to an uneducated person. She has been very lucky to walk the runway for fashion designer Jared Gold, especially given that she is only 5'4". Some people say that she is a wanna be factory girl - she and Linda Strawberry did a performance piece that was once displayed in the Andy Warhol museum.
Audrey Kitching is a pink haired model in L.A. She is far too skinny and should put less food on her head and more in her mouth.
by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009
n. A mass complaint about one or more AP Chemistry worksheets assigned for homework. Such a complaint usually involves several students, and generally takes place directly in front of the AP Chemistry classroom in a "pow-wow" setting before class starts.
v. To complain, whine, or otherwise deny the validation of said AP Chemistry worksheets, either alone or with a group of people.
v. To complain, whine, or otherwise deny the validation of said AP Chemistry worksheets, either alone or with a group of people.
n. AP Chem student A: "Man, those reaction prediction worksheets were so difficult last night! I only solved two of the problems!"
AP Chem student B: "Don't worry; I had a really hard time doing those worksheets also, and I'm sure everyone else did, so we'll probably have a Kitch-Bitch tomorrow morning."
v. "Oh my God. These stupid equilibrium problems are impossible. I'm definitely going to Kitch-Bitch when this worksheet needs to be turned in!"
AP Chem student B: "Don't worry; I had a really hard time doing those worksheets also, and I'm sure everyone else did, so we'll probably have a Kitch-Bitch tomorrow morning."
v. "Oh my God. These stupid equilibrium problems are impossible. I'm definitely going to Kitch-Bitch when this worksheet needs to be turned in!"
by Maxwell Edison, M.D. January 20, 2009
After living in Portland for the past twelve years amongst their hipster friends, Bob and Simone began to suffer the onset of kitch fatigue.
by Chet Stuyvesant January 19, 2007
Audrey Kitiching, a Trashy Scene Queen, Model & Hairdresser, & also really boring & pretty retarded.
She has no originality & looks like every other person on Myspace, But instead fucks boys in shit Emo and Scene bands, & dyes her hair until her scalp bleeds.
An Idol for 13 year old girls who are HxC & have already lost their Virginity, & know everything about her. They also all tend to have a Myspace account.
She is also known for getting flamed, & getting other kids who don't know about her flamed, on popular Livejournal community's.
She has no originality & looks like every other person on Myspace, But instead fucks boys in shit Emo and Scene bands, & dyes her hair until her scalp bleeds.
An Idol for 13 year old girls who are HxC & have already lost their Virginity, & know everything about her. They also all tend to have a Myspace account.
She is also known for getting flamed, & getting other kids who don't know about her flamed, on popular Livejournal community's.
13 year old girl #1: "Lolz! Did u here tht Audrey Kitching dyed her hair again!!!???11"
13 year old girl #2: "No Waii! I bet she lookz suuu kwl!!"
Person #1: "Uhmmm haii guiz, I'm wondering where I cud find a pic of dis girl? *shows picture of Audrey* Haz she gotz a myspace? I luv her hairz!"
Person #2: "LOLZ AUDREY!"
Person #3: "Lolz!11 Just look @ everi othr person on myspace!"
Peron #4: "LOLZ! LOLZ! U GOT PWNED."
13 year old girl #2: "No Waii! I bet she lookz suuu kwl!!"
Person #1: "Uhmmm haii guiz, I'm wondering where I cud find a pic of dis girl? *shows picture of Audrey* Haz she gotz a myspace? I luv her hairz!"
Person #2: "LOLZ AUDREY!"
Person #3: "Lolz!11 Just look @ everi othr person on myspace!"
Peron #4: "LOLZ! LOLZ! U GOT PWNED."
by Some kid from April 15, 2007