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Seal Kiss 

When you place your foreskin over another males penis and rub forwards and backwards slowly.
John: Can i give you a seal kiss?
Mick: Okay but lube up
Seal Kiss by RandyHorseLicker September 9, 2009

seal kiss 

When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.
seal kiss by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018

seal flubber kiss 

A seal flubber kiss is like an eskimo kiss but when both people have a cold and runny noses
While eskimo kissing, the mucus from the runny noses of the two people mixes. Hmmm delicious and romantic seal flubber kisses
seal flubber kiss by nopouties September 16, 2010

sealed without a kiss 

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.
I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

Sealed with a kiss 

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss
Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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