Kiss My Grits

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.

Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"

by topaz49 June 23, 2013

kiss my grits

phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.

Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!

by cass March 10, 2004

kiss my grits

to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned

Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits

by Amandoid March 6, 2004

you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017