Kirkie-workie 

Used as nickname for close friends with the name Kirk.

Originated in Schertz, a small city beside San Antonio.

Hey, Kirkie-workie, how are you?

Kirkie-workie by Chezlin April 12, 2004

Kirkley's Law 

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

Kirkley's Law by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018

kirking 

(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin

She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.

kirking by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015

kirkish 

1. Word describing someone that has had a bit of alcohol and will not listen to others. Generally someone being Kirkish is describes themselves as The Great One, The Golden One, and Gangsta. Followed closely by "No one tells the Great One what to do" as they fall over.

2. When someone is being a pain in the ass they are being Kirkish.

Last night Bill was lying on the floor of Village Inn drunk, yelling, and screaming how great he is, he was being SO Kirkish.

kirkish by sandbar for life February 2, 2017

kirkism 

the religion about the goatse man kirk johnson

the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.

i practise kirkism every day, i'm a proud kirkist

kirkism by mr nig October 26, 2017

kirking out 

The act of going balistic or crazy about any given situation.

Shelly was kirkin out at the teacher when she found out she got a D in the class

kirking out by starqueen March 27, 2003

Kirkit 

to borrow something from someone and loan it to someone else without permission

A boy borrows a skateboard from a friend, then loans it to another friend as if the item was his own, without permssion from the friend who owns it.

Kirkit by M Brausam January 26, 2004