Kipsquier

A kipsquier refers to a tall, locomotive tree-like growth with a consistency similar to that of bamboo. It is very weak and bends over easily. The head of the kipsquier resembles that of a douchebag peacock. A mature kipsquier will lick girls' faces as an act of affection. This can also be used as a defense in certain situations.

The young Kipsquier stocks it's prey with great stealth. Watch as it prepares to lick this young girl's face.