1. A morbidly obese Russian, comprised mostly of blubber, who tries to wrestle bears, but eats them instead. A humorless, emotionless automaton, who resembles Karnov. A Kio is found wearing the bloody, odiferous, pieces of what its devoured, claiming it’s a trophy and it’s a matter of Russian pride. A disgusting, fowl beast that doesn’t understand eating the dinner table is impolite.
2. A disease that effects Russians, that causes unusual hair growth, ugliness, and the urge to use kettle bells. Some side effects usually include weight gain, loss of soul, penile inversion, and the irritating favoritism of Monty python.
3. A group of individuals who only speak nerd, and who look Russian but are despised by both. A total Pinko who secretly wears shirts with pictures of Stalin and spends his free time reading the communist manifesto.
4. You know what…" Fuck you."
2. A disease that effects Russians, that causes unusual hair growth, ugliness, and the urge to use kettle bells. Some side effects usually include weight gain, loss of soul, penile inversion, and the irritating favoritism of Monty python.
3. A group of individuals who only speak nerd, and who look Russian but are despised by both. A total Pinko who secretly wears shirts with pictures of Stalin and spends his free time reading the communist manifesto.
4. You know what…" Fuck you."
Oleg: "So..have you had a chance to meet my newborn son kio?"
Jon: "Yes, I love the hammer and sickle you had tattooed all over his entire face."
Will: "I'm the worst person in the world."
Oleg: " At least you're not a Kio."
Bob:" Why is it that Sam over there is pounding his chest and stapling a wig to his forehead?"
Jim: "He's a kio."
Sam: "How am I going to win a farting contest with someone who smells like shit?"
Oleg: "You cannot play such childish games with a KIo.. we are unaffected by odor, and decency!"
Jon: "Yes, I love the hammer and sickle you had tattooed all over his entire face."
Will: "I'm the worst person in the world."
Oleg: " At least you're not a Kio."
Bob:" Why is it that Sam over there is pounding his chest and stapling a wig to his forehead?"
Jim: "He's a kio."
Sam: "How am I going to win a farting contest with someone who smells like shit?"
Oleg: "You cannot play such childish games with a KIo.. we are unaffected by odor, and decency!"
by superdudeman June 27, 2009
By day, Kio is a really soft bean and loves playing with his bear from IKEA named Koda. By night, he’s a hot ass vampire.
Person 1: Man, Kio Cyr is such a cutie with his bear, Koda
Person 2: Naw man, Kio Cyr is a super hot vampire
Person 2: Naw man, Kio Cyr is a super hot vampire
by cinnaben October 21, 2019
the most beautiful human ever. He will play with your heart even though you’ve never met him. His smile will make you lose your breath. He is also a fellow Canadian which shocked me.
by Bloondielocks December 1, 2019
by umohi23 August 2, 2019
He's a precious man. Kio is the type of person who will do anything for the person he loves. He's a gentleman, caring and lovely person. Kio Montero is just so perfect. But you know what I hate the most? It's his parents. Kio just wanted to live peacefully and have a happy family but no. HIS PARENTS IS THE ONE WHO RUINED HIS LIFE. He deserves better. Kio Montero is the best and will always be the best. Rest peacefully, our bravest warrior.
"Who's Kio Montero?"
"A perfect and precious man who's now resting after all the bad things happened to him."
"A perfect and precious man who's now resting after all the bad things happened to him."
by joannamsc March 9, 2022
Kio-What?
From The popular anime and manga, Dragon Ball.
In the non-profit fan-based parody, Dragon Ball Abridged, a common running gag is where Goku would begin his attack by shouting "KIO-KEN!" followed by somebody asking "Kio-what?" just before Goku can finish the attack
From The popular anime and manga, Dragon Ball.
In the non-profit fan-based parody, Dragon Ball Abridged, a common running gag is where Goku would begin his attack by shouting "KIO-KEN!" followed by somebody asking "Kio-what?" just before Goku can finish the attack
by emziefull December 28, 2015
Amk is really small, it has no lift, not even one. Classes that have students who have injured legs need to switch classroom with the class located at first floor. Ang Mo Kio’s Teachers are pretty ok but it’s the students that is mean. A lot of xmms who love doing TikTok in class and xdds who think they swag (ew) CCAs such as the volleyball are filled with “pop” girls who does not have enough money to afford a pants that covers their butt. Some of them are really bitchy, they walk around in groups with their rbf (they’re judgmental) There are also groups of boys who think that they are really cool but lame asf, smoke and hang out in gangs and forever cursing . Amk sec used to have a lot of influencers in the school but they graduated hahahaha. In conclusion, amk Teachers are nice not the students
by Whatisthislol August 19, 2021